My Xbox is in San Antonio, Texas.
My Xbox is in Texas because that is where the Microsoft repair facility is. However, my Xbox is not at the Microsoft repair facility, nor is that facility actually in San Antonio. My Xbox is in San Antonio, and may be for the forseeable future, because in addition to my Xbox there is a lot of ice in Texas at the moment. UPS is no longer willing to list a delivery date for it, and from the reports coming out of the area who can blame them?
I wish to express my heartfelt apologies to the people of Texas for bringing this upon them.